My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

~   Winston Churchill
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02.15.12 /00:03

Hell is other people.

~   Jean-Paul Sartre
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01.15.12 /18:16

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

~   Jim Henson
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01.15.12 /17:59

Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man.

~   Friedrich Nietzsche
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01.09.12 /18:32/♥ 8

A truth that’s told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

~   William Blake
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12.31.11 /14:03

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

~   Emo Philips
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12.29.11 /23:55/♥ 2

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

~   W.C. Fields
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12.23.11 /17:29

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

~   Homer Simpson
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12.17.11 /00:01/♥ 43

I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.

~   Bill Hicks
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11.27.11 /04:30/♥ 1

The wise understand by themselves; fools follow the reports of others.

~   Tibetan Proverb.
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11.08.11 /21:38/♥ 1

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

~   Mark Kennedy
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